TPLFDOGE Cryptocurrency - A chive laying flat cannot be reaped. 躺平的韭菜不好割
TANG PING LYING FLAT DOGE Cryptocurrency (TPLFDOGE)
PANCAKE SWAP: 0x925aC3b31C5658b7bE5974a3EFd50CDf4a6fad11
Tang Ping Lying Flat Doge
Tang Ping. Lying Flat.
Update: Dec 2024. Umm...can't lay any flatter really. In a world where Hauk Tua rug pulls a few days after launch, here we are at Tang Ping Lying Flat Doge, just laying around doing our thing. Have you ever tried to pull a rug when a dude is lying on it?
On a personal note, I have many reasons for Lying Flat myself. Ugh.. do I ever. I think we all do.
I thought a lot about the philosophy of Lying Flat and why I made this crypto. Why I maintain this site actually. I made some other interesting cryptos and even Trademarked a currency in Canada. To be honest I get an email saying I just paid for another year of a website and think...darn..it's been a year already? What have I been up to?
Have you ever felt like that? Moving around everyday, doing stuff; but effectively just laying around as the years pass by?
But, I keep coming back to this chive. It almost seems pointless. It is also the antithesis of Lying Flat, by sticking my little chive head up into the internet and sticking out. But heh, I live where I can lay flat all day and no one is going to bother me.
I launched this cryptocurrency a few years ago now, 3 to be exact. I'm not going anywhere. Sometime this year I'll probably dump some more cash in. Why not? I suppose you can wait for that. Or put a few bucks in and lay flat too. 3 years...it feels like I need to celebrate somehow. I'll figure it out and let you know.
In the meantime, I hope you're all doing good, and keeping your little chive heads down.
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Update: Dec 2023 - We are still lying flat. 2 years later, and we are still here, lying on the ground. Look around at all those harvested chives. Consider that.
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You receive TPLFDOGE - the system notifies everyone you are Lying Flat.
You transfer TPLFDOGE - the system provides a Neijuan Alert - you are not Lying Flat.
You burn TPLFDOGE - the system notifies everyone you have turned Everything to Nothing. You are a Zen Master. You are Lying Flat.
Who will Lay Flat the most? The longest? Who is a Neijuan?
Who is Turning Everything To Nothing? Who is a Zen Master?
The choice is yours.
Tang Ping Lying Flat Doge Cryptocurrency is you.
Your future, your choice, your voice.